Weekend Update: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at the RNC – SNL


>>LAST YEAR IN A BREAK WITH
TRADITIONAL DECORUM, JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG.
HERE TO COMMENT, WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST, RUTH BADER
GINSBURG.>>RNC REPRESENTS!
LET ME AT ‘EM, LET ME AT ‘EM.>>YOU’RE COMING OUT STRONG.
>>TRUMP PBD A FIGHT WITH THE WRONG 215 POUND MARIONETTE BABY.
>>YOU’RE DOING ACROSS FIT?>>THAT’S WHEN I CROSS MY ARMS
AND LEGS AND TRY TO FIT INSIDE A SOUP CAN.
>>TRUMP TWEETED OUT THAT YOUR MIND IS SHOT.
>>OH, PLEASE. THAT’S LIKE THE POT CALLING THE
KETTLE BLACK. AND I SHOULD KNOW, I LIVE INSIDE
A KETTLE.>>LIKE TINKER BELL?
>>YEAH, IT’S HER PLACE. SHE’S AIR BNBING IT WHILE SHE
LOOKS FOR PLANNED PARENTHOOD IN INDIANA.
>>OH, MY GOD, YOU HAVE LIKE ANT MAN STRENGTH.
>>YEAH. I MEAN, LOOK, LOOK, IF MY MIND
IS SHOT, THAN DONALD TRUMP’S MIND IS SHOT, STABBED,
STRANGLED, PUT IN A VAT OF WET CEMENT AND DONALD TRUMPED IN THE
CANAL. HIS MIND IS SLEEPING WITH THE
FISHES BUT IT’S WAKING UP TO A GINSBURG.
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
>>I DID.>>BUT DID YOU COME FORWARD
AFTERWARD AND ADMITTED THAT MAYBE YOU WENT TOO FAR.
>>OF COURSE I WENT TOO FAR. I HAVE NO SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE.
I’M LIKE A FLEA. I CAN JUMP 40 TIMES MY OWN
FIGHT. PLUS YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO GET
RID OF ME. I RODE HERE ON A DOG, COLIN —
>>YOU RODE HERE ON A DOG?>>YEAH, ITS NAME WAS MIKE PENCE
AND HE JUST GOT GINSBURNED. I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME HAVE
I LEFT. I HAVE TO GET MY POKES IN WHILE
I CAN.>>ABOVE THE DESK, JUSTICE.
YOU GUYS ARE STILL ONE JUSTICE DOWN.
THERE’S SPECULATION AFTER CHRIS CHRISTIE’S SPEECH, SOME ARE
SAYING TRUMP MIGHT APPOINT HIM TO THE SUPREME COURT.
>>CHRIS CHRISTIE ON THE SUPREME COURT?
PLEASE, I’D RATHER HAVE AN EMPTY CHAIR THAN A BROKEN CHAIR.
AND THAT’S A BEGINBURN.>>NO DANCE, I’M TIRED.
>>ORGANIZATION, YOU’RE TIRED. I GET IT.
CONSERVE ENERGY. WHAT ABOUT MERRICK GARLAND.
>>OOH, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY. MERRICK GARLAND IS LIKE A
SUPREME COURT WITH ONLY EIGHT JUDGES, HUNG.
AND THAT’S A SEXY SLOW BURN.>>JUSTICE, BURN ME, BURN ME.
>>I DON’T HAVE TIME, DON LEMON.>>JOIN US NEXT WEEK AT THE
DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION.>>THANKS VERY MUCH.

100 Replies to “Weekend Update: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at the RNC – SNL”

  1. SNL libratard comedy for the Dummycrats who have no clue what the hell is really happening. United Nations of fools and communist world power. Enjoy your last elections fools!

  2. Some of you might be old enough to remember when SNL was funny , this show was literally the main reason people went out and bought something called " the vcr " so they could go out on Saturday night and watch the show when they got home. The original actors were hilarious and the show was well written , today it sucks just has bad has everything else on NBC.

  3. kate is amazing. she should of had the lead on that ghostbusters reboot..maybe it would have made some decent money!

  4. It would have been much better for Hillary Clinton if she would have chosen Admiral James G. Stavridis as her VP for bolstering her beleaguered foreign policy and national security credentials.  But she chose another Irish-Catholic career politician! Another lawyer! What difference is he going to make? Nowadays who  can tell the US Congress apart from the Vatican…?

  5. God damn this is cringe worthy as fuck. Kate McKinnon is ugly as sin and she's just absolutely not funny. It must be nice to be complete and utter garbage at your j OK b but get a pass because feminsims

  6. snl hasn't been funny or relevant since farley rolled a 7, but lorne is a fellow traveler, so, u know…. its tedious & painful to watch update…. left wing radical commie ruth gin, an old aclu subversive stuck on stupid….#charles rocket

  7. when does the funny stuff start ??  There's a writer's room ???  And this material passed…….what the hell was left on the table ??  Someone please clap……(nobody else did).  🙁

  8. Kate is awesome. Beautiful, talented , and funny as hell. Too bad us regular guys will never get to meet her. She is the shining star on SNL!

  9. that wasn't very funny, the dancing gave off an "all that" vibe more than keenan doing the french guy on weekend update. kate tries waaaayyyy too hard to be zaney, and no its not because of her vagina its because she isnt as talented as people assume she is. she may as well be chris katan, over the top to the point that the humor is lost and it seems like they just need attention.

  10. how do you people not find this funny? what more do you want? the look, the accent, the gestures are all great!

  11. Can we just put a nice laugh track in there? Kate is hilarious but this crowd just came out a funeral or something

  12. I guess they are learning what life is like with  President Trump!!  Liberals all over the place are beside themselves now!!

  13. THE SALT MINES ARE RICH TODAY" John Ward

    IS THAT RUTH BADER GINSBERG OR IS IT DARTH VADERS INTERN SOMETHIN SEEMS SINISTER SINCE WIKILEAKS MIND AND BUTTFUCKED THE INTERNET

    I AINT TIRED OF WINNIN IM DYIN TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE CHILLIN WITH MINUTEMEN AND WOMEN PUTTIN DEMS IN A PRISON

    IS THAT RUTH BADER GINSBERG OR IS IT LUCIFER'S SISTER SOMETHIN'S AMISS WHEN THE SKIN ON YOUR FACE SAY FUCK IT I QUIT

    YOU KNOW I AINT TIRED OF WINNIN IM DYIN TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE CHILLIN WITH PRISON STAFF, LAUGHIN WHILE WE POKIN THE CLINTONS

    IS THAT RUTH BADER GINSBERG OR IS IT SATAN ON TINDER SOMETHIN'S SUSPICIOUS WHEN YOU SHIT YOURSELF MORE THAN A LITTLE KID DOES

    I AINT TIRED OF WINNIN IM DYIN TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE CHILLIN WITH MEMETIC HERETICS SCARIN THE SHIT OUT OF REDDIT

    IS THAT RUTH BADER GINSBERG OR JUST A POOPSTAIN ON TWITTER SOMETHIN AINT RIGHT WHEN WE'RE LEFT WITH A LEFT THAT'S NEXT TO THE LEFT OF THE LEFT HAND PATH

    I AINT TIRED OF WINNIN IM DYIN TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE CHILLIN WITH KILLAS THE ILLEST RED PILLERS STOMPIN THESE VILLIANS

    [911, WHATS YOUR EMERGENCY?] [YEAH, I JUST SAW FATHER TIME'S GRANDMOTHER GET HIT BY A TRAIN GOING A BILLION MILES PER HOUR. I THINK IT SAID TRUMP ON THE SIDE.]

    IS THAT RUTH BADER GINSBERG OR IS IT FLINT'S WATER SYSTEM YOUR OWN SUSPICIOUS CONSTITUENTS ARE COMING WITH KITCHEN IMPLEMENTS

    I AINT TIRED OF WINNIN I'M DYIN TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE CHILLIN WITH HANNIPEDE, SMOKIN O-KEEFE AND PEELIN LEMONS

    IS THAT RUTH BADER GINSBERG OR IS IT DENTURES BY HITLER SOMETHIN'S SUSPICIOUS WHEN YOU BITCHES AT GOOGLE CENSOR MY SHIT

    YOU KNOW YOU AINT TIRED OF WINNIN YA DYIN TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE CHILLIN WITH JOHN WARD (GUERILLA GORILLA) HARAMBE WILLING

    TRUMP TRAIN! WE'RE GOING FORTY FIVE BILLION SEVENTEEN SEVENTY SIX MILLION GIGA HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES AN HOUR

    MAGA BITCH! I GOT MY PICK AND MY SHOVEL I'LL STRUGGLE TILL I GET PAID [THE SALT MINES ARE RICH TODAY]

    MAGA BITCH! I GOT MY DICK AND MY NUTTLES YOUR BUBBLES GONNA GET LAID [THE SALT MINES ARE RICH TODAY]

    [THE SALT MINES ARE RICH TODAY]

  14. This is going to bite you guys in the ass when she kick it Trump replaces her. Speaking of which where is the witch no one has seen her in a while.

  15. I love how half of these Weekend Update skits are blocked for me because I live in Canada. I guess I can't love Kate McKinnon and understand humor because I don't live in the US. Thanks SNL and whoever made that wise decision.

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